Following the events of the 11th of Sep in New York, Saddam tried to move away any link for him with Bin Laden. He asked Aizat Al dori his stupid deputy to find a solution. Abo Althalij asked for one day to think. The following day he told Saddam; Sir; I find it. Saddam said come on Azoz tell what is your plan. Aizat said; don't worry Sir; I asked the Iraqi News agency to declare that the ruptured appendix which happened to one of your guards last night was due to a bomb implanted by Bin Laden agent in the appendix of Saddam's guard and therefore action have been taken to demolish all the two levels buildings in the country starting with Tikrit.
One day Saddam asked Aizat to read on his behalf a speech in a meeting for the Arab reporters. Aizat asked Al Sahaf to prepare a speech of not more than 15 minutes length because he is dyslexic. Aizat was the first to speak and it took him more than one hour to finish followed by a big hypocritical applause. Aziat then asked Al Sahaf why he prepared such a long speech contrary to his order. Al Sahaf said; Sir; I prepared 15 minutes long speech and gave you Four copies; one for you and 3 for the reporters but you read all of them and fortunately no one noticed that you are just repeating the same statement 4 times.
One day Aizat came to Saddam to show him a new blond rabbit he bought recently. Saddam asked; where did you get this monkey from? Aizat said; it is not a monkey Sir! Saddam replied; shut up stupid fool; I am asking the rabbit about you.